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#1 storyofmylife


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 11:07 PM


I think dating is a lot like getting employed...


Girl: Hi, I am "Alice" and I am "hiring" for the position of  "boy friend."

Requirements -

Deal breakers - Smart, funny, well-built, has a job, nice personality.

Others - underwear model looks, six pack

Please rate these traits in on a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest.

Jobless and creepy people need not apply.


Me: I am interested in the position of BF and would like to apply.

My resume -

Smart (6), funny (4), well-built(3), has a job (6), nice personality (6)

others - none


I understand that I do not strictly meet all your requirements, but would you still be

interested in my profile ?


Girl: Sorry, we are interested in other candidates at this moment. However, we will keep

your resume in our database. Good luck in finding girlfriend.


Guy who got selected (lets call him Dude).....


Girl: Dude, we had a first interview/date with you after reviewing your resume.

We are pleased to inform you that you have been selected for the position of



Your benefits include holding hands, doing fun things together...etc.

Your major responsibilites include being nice to me, being there for me as a companion.

Other responsibilities are - going on long irritating shopping trips and ending up buying nothing,

dealing with my mood swings per month...etc...


Employment agreement - Our relationship with you will be terminated if we find enough

evidence to prove that you have colluded with our competitors (other girls)...aka cheating

on us...


I will review your performance and if pleased, then will upgrade your position to husband which

has its own set of benefits and responsibilities.


We hope that you find our offer attractive and that you will consider becoming boyfriend.


- Girl


.....Tell me if its different from getting a job.







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Posted 15 July 2013 - 02:51 PM

oh, too clever! your sense of humor.

these are just my own thoughts. for expert medical advice please contact a health care professional.


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