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#1 tummyrumbles


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Posted 12 April 2016 - 04:16 PM

Dear old mother nature, She’s such a bonny thing
But every bowl of food you get contains a toxic sting
Those healthy sun-drenched fields of wheat, Basked in a golden hue
Just have a tiny bite of these and you’ll be running to the loo
Yummy starch is just a bait, no enzymes these will fix
what other horrors lie await In her conniving bag of tricks
Wholesome filling flour has sedating opioids
Ponder these for many hours as you get hemorrhoids
Lectins, phytates saponins, let’s notch it up a gear
Eat your baked beans in a tin, If you like explosive diarrhea
So why does Mother Nature want us all to die
Cause she’s a flipping bloody psychopath that’s bloody well why

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Posted 13 April 2016 - 03:37 PM

great post, tummyrumbles  .  sad but true.   you do have quite a talent for writing and a fine way with words!  smile.png

these are just my own thoughts. for expert medical advice please contact a health care professional.

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Posted 04 February 2018 - 10:36 AM

LOL although mother nature never intended for us to eat wheat perse....thats a human idea (the notion that we need wheat).


Grains are not essential for human survival nutrition wise. They are just cheap convenient sources of food in the society we live in. Its a food industry thing.


Very nice poem though, I like it!


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