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Dear IBS friend and sufferer,This chain letter is being sent to you, for we are sure that you are interested in the condition of your lawn, and you are aware of organic gardening.This is a FERTILIZER CLUB, and it will not cost you a cent to join.Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of list below, and ###### on the front lawn. You won't be the only one there, so don't be embarrassed.
Then make five copies of this letter and send it to five of your friends who appreciate good lawns.You will not get money or cheques, but within one week, if this chain is not broken, there will be 9,216 people shitting on your font lawn. Your reward will come next summer when you will have the greenest lawn in your neighborhood.
Mrs. Mary Butt9 Running Loose LaneMrs. Smelly B. Hind24 Diarrhea DriveMrs. Opal ####1422 Enema DriveMr. C. Howie Fartz896 Rectum RoadMr. Charles Syringe2 Suppository StreetWhistle Britches, PA.Mr. A. Bigger Movements276 Fertilizer WayP.S.: If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbor.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN - ONE MAN DIDN'T GIVE A ###### AND LOST HIS ENTIRE LAWN
 
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