BUMPER STICKERS TO START THE NEW YEAR:

I'M NOT USING THE FULL WORDS THAT WERE SENT TO ME--I CAN HANDLE THEM...SOME CAN'T.COULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER IF I SHOVED THAT CELLPHONE UP YOUR A--?IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I CAN SLAM ON MY BRAKES AND SUE YOU!JESS LOVES YOU, BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE A A--HOLE.100,000 SPERM AND YOU WERE THE FASTEST?YOUR GENE POOL NEEDS A LITTLE CHLORINE.YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME AND NOT YOU!DON'T P---ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.ALL MEN ARE ANIMALS, SOME JUST MAKE BETTER PETS.WANTED" MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP.ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS...I MARRIED THEIR LEADER.HARD WORK HAS A FUTURE PAYOFF. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE DRUGS.SMILE, IT'S THE SECOND BEST THING YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR LIPS.I TOOK AN IQ TEST AND THE RESULTS WERE NEGATIVE.WE ARE BORN NAKED, WET, AND HUNGRY....THEN THINGS GET WORSE.AND THE #1 BUMPER STICKER OF THE WEEK.....HONK IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY FINGER------------------LET'S ALL PRAY FOR A CURE TO THIS IBS SOON!BETTIE