Well, I don't HAVE a colon anymore, but when I DID, I had about 5 of these tests done. Everybody is right, the prep is the not-so-fun part. But someone suggested to me right before my last one that I eat really light, easy-to-digest foods for a couple of days before I began the prep, and that I would empty out quicker. And they were right. I believe I had Jell-O, mashed potatoes, yogurt, and soup (just don't eat tomato soup...can't have anything red show up or the doctor will think it's blood...). And this person was right...it went much faster than it would have if I'd eaten heavy meals beforehand. You will be in the restroom a good bit, but it won't last forever, I promise
Just have some good reading material in there, or some hand-held games. My husband even moved the TV into the bathroom for me
!! That way I could soak in the tub between potty trips and relax. Here are some tips that helped me. Keep some baby wipes on hand if you can. I know that some people suggest Tucks pads, but, for me at least, those really burned. I'll be honest...I was ready for flames to start shooting out of my butt. I do NOT like Tucks!! But they work great for some, so don't just discount them because of me. So I just bought Huggies Baby Wipes with Aloe in them. They were much better. And when you are using TP, always remember, PAT, PAT, PAT. Never, ever wipe
It makes it hurt a lot worse if you wipe
And have some baby rash ointment on hand to use before AND after you go. My GI always recommended Desitin Creamy. He said to put it on before you go AND after. It's thick, and keeps the output from burning your skin. Now I use Nupercainal Ointment. (Found near the Preperation H). That is the best stuff since sliced bread. Since I've had my colon removed due to colon cancer, I have mainly liquid BMs. And the Nupercainal is *WONDERFUL* for butt burn. Imagine having to deal with the burn of a colonoscopy every single day for the rest of your life
!! But as long as I put it on before I go, and right after, I'm good. You just have to get a good barrier between your skin and the output. As far as preps go, can you ask your GI for the Miralax prep?? It's a powder that you mix in with any 64-ounce drink of your choice. My GI even said that soda was okay, but I was way worried that the butt burn would be worse with anything fizzy. So I used white grape juice. The great stuff about Miralax is that it is nearly tasteless. It tastes like whatever you mix it in. It was HEAVEN compared to Golytely or Colyte or Fleets Phospho Soda. It's a good bit to drink, but when it only tastes like white grape juice (in my case, you just pick the liquid of your choice to mix it in...), it isn't nearly as bad. So if the doctor hasn't suggested it, maybe you could ask him for it. Since I don't have a colon anymore, I reckon that'll be my last colonoscopy. But I feel your anxiety though, because I got that way everytime my time for a colonoscopy rolled around
But once you get through the prep, you'll do great!! Do the light diet thing, and you should be running clear in just a few hours. And ask them if you can start it in the morning or around lunchtime if possible, so that way you will be emptied out and be able to sleep the night before your test. The test is a breeze. You'll never even know they were in there til you wake up, and you'll come home and have the best sleep of your life, Heehee
I will be praying for you though, as I know how anxious I used to get. You will be a-okay though, I promise!! If you need to talk to someone, PM me and I'm happy to give you a call if I can answer any questions for you. I had Ulcerative Colitis for 21 years (I'm 31 now) so I know a lot about that beastly disease. I developed cancer in my left colon though, and had to have it removed. Along with my gall bladder, appendix and 4 lymph nodes. But I am a rarity I think. Not everyone with UC or Crohns has to worry about it turning into cancer. It just hits some of us, and not others. I was just unlucky enough to be caught in the "Some Of Us" line
I'm off to message you now with my number. I get free long distance, so if you want to talk, just let me know!!