He he. I'm in the process of toilet training my twins at the moment. WELL. I never get a look in as far as the loo is concerned (and I can't make myself do it but I've had to send DH and my older daughter into the backyard on occasion due to the time it takes my littlies to DO anything). They also like to "dip" their loo paper in the water before they wipe their bum and "clean" the toilet with the toilet brush. Unfortunately they don't flush before they clean, and it's not just the toilet bowl they clean. They do floors, walls. I constantly have to clean bits of dried toilet paper off my toilet walls!