I have been coming on here to complain so much, and I'm feeling much better today so I thought I'd share something that made me giggle. My nephew is 3 and is learning to wear underwear. He was at my mom's house & went outside to pee in the grass. Next thing you know my mom has his shorts and underwear in the washer. She said he pulled his pants down to pee, but he sharted. (sh** + farted). So he accidentally pooped & had to have his shorts washed. I wish it was that cute when you get older, but I know from experience it loses any ounce of cuteness past about 4 years old.