A little OLD lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have thisproblemwith gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell andare always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 timessince I've been here in your office.You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me nextweek."The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know whatthe hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stinkterribly."The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let'swork on your hearing."