Lol! Glad you can see the funny side of it. I too had "one of those days". I think I may have a bug but anyway, woke up this morning and all was okay for a change so drive 15 minutes to the local shopping centre with hubby for groceries. Half way there the waves of pain start so I keep tugging on my seatbelt (I like pressure on my belly when it hurts) and like you am wiggling around looking like a drunk driver and hoping not to have an accident. Meanwhile poor hubby is holding onto the door for dear life. We get there, park the car and I spend 10 frustrating minutes trying to decide if I am actually up for groceries and finally decide yes so in we go. Well, bad idea. I fly blindly up and down each aisle throwing in all manner of stuff we don't need and missing all the stuff we do and after a mere 10 more minutes decide I need to go home NOW!!! Hubby knew something was wrong. I usually take an hour to get from aisle 10 to aisle 5 but today did it in 8 minutes! So he goes to the checkout and I go to sit in the car but not before I run into one person in the checkout next to us and fall into the lady in front of us' trolley cause I'm in such a blind panic to go and sit in the car!Luckily hubby drove like batman and we got home without him being busted for speeding and I raced inside looking like a clown as I held it in till I got to the loo. Sigh, yep, I guess looking back it was quite hilarious.