I have a severe gas problem and have read most discussions but do not have anything add as most of it has been covered. When you all say your gassy can you define gassy and how often we all fart so we can all compare openly, thank god for this BB! I fart on average every 10 mins with a lot of noise. What does your other half say or call you? My husband calls me beaufort after the wind scale. At work they think Im lazy because I work in an office and cannot bring myself to fart and always looking for an excuse to leave the office.As a tip for everyone thongs help reduce the noise but at 41 years old I am getting on a bit for things like that. Any humourous comments on that.