Hi guys. I had a nightmare experience recently. I sharted. That's right, I went to fart and accidently crapped myself. Sharted. Instead of fart gas air coming out, feces squirted out into my white shorts. I was sitting down. I had to get up in the middle of the restaurant with a feces stain on the back of my shorts. I stunk too. Then I had to ride home with my buddy in his truck. He didn't say anything but I wonder if he knew I sharted....Any one else have this happen?