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Isnt' this true? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.If you thump her, it's wife bashing.If she thumps you, it's self defense.If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.If you don't, you're a ***.If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.If you don't, you're unromantic.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.If you don't, you're not ambitious.If she has a headache, she's tired.If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.If you want it too often, you're oversexed.If you don't, there must be someone else.
 
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Hahaha, charlie - perhaps you'll like this one, too! (I did!):~*The Female Rules*~ 1. The female makes ALL The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without notice.3. The male cannot possibly know all The Rules.4. If the female suspects that the male has learned The Rules, then she must immediately change some of The Rules.5. The female is never wrong.6. If the female decides she is wrong, the male must acknowledge that it was due to a misunderstanding caused by something he said or did and he must apologize at once.7. The female may change her mind at any time.8. The male cannot change his mind without consent of the female.9. The female can, at any time, be upset or angry, scream or throw things, with or without cause or reason.10.The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.11.The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.12.If the female has PMS, the male is hereby notified that he probably won't do anything right for the next several days.13.The male is expected to mind read at all times.14.The male must be ready for anything at any time.15.The female is ready when she is ready and not a moment before.16.If two females disagree about the rules, they are both right.17.The truth is, the male is always wrongThanks for the forum, silver!!
Kathy
 
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Hi Silver and Kathy,Posted the rules on my frig in case the man who lives at my house forgets! At his age he has a selective memory.
Thanks.Cheryl
 
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