Types of PoopGhost PoopThe kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet. Clean PoopThe kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toiletpaper. Wet Poop The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you haveto put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin themwith a stain.Second Wave Poop This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled up your pants to yourknees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Gassy Poop It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing. Drinker Poop The kind of Poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its mostnoticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Lincoln Log Poop The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it intolittle pieces with the toilet brush.Corn Poop Self-explanatory. Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop PoopThe kind where you want to Poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a fewtimes.Spinal Tap Poop That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving yousideways. Wet Cheeks Poop (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water. Liquid Poop The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all overthe toilet bowl. Mexican Poop It smells so bad your nose burns. The Surprise Poop You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, butoops.......you Poop!!! The Dangling Poop This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are donePooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.[This message has been edited by Dell (edited 08-23-99).][This message has been edited by Dell (edited 08-23-99).]
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