So now that I'm not curled up in a fetal position I started thinking about what a misnomer "irritable bowel syndrome" is. I think it's the: apoplectic poo-poo syndrome, disgruntled gut syndrome, pissed-off pooper syndrome, crapped out colon, the Hindenburg colon (you know, the big air ship), mix and match colon (D? or C? today), the atomic pooter, the belching bowel syndrome.......oh I could go on and on.
