Guess what I got today? Jury Summons. OMG I can't believe this. I know I can request to be excused, but how embarassing: Dear Judge, Please excuse my patient, as she cannot control her own bowels. She has between four and eight bowel movements per day, some urgently. As a matter of fact, she has had three since I started writing this note. Sincerely, Clueless Medical DoctorOh, please if any of you are praying people, say one for me tonight. I feel so humiliated. Plus the fact that I am reminded once again that I cannot participate in life like a normal human being.