I had a hilarious time the other night. I visited the bathroom in a neighborhood dive because I needed to take a ####. Well, normally I use the restroom before going out but this time I guess I forgot. Anyhow, as I said, this was a complete dive. The first thing I noticed about the bathroom door was that it did not lock. So I went to another bathroom in the place, same problem. The management has reasons for making sure the doorknobs cannot be locked. I had to sit on the john stooped over with my hand against the door which was very discomforting to say the least. What a mistake to have gone there. Have any of you had similar situations? Usually when I go out I do consider what the restroom is like in the establishment, it's an important amenity after all!