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LET ME TRY 5 MORE:6. WHY DO MEN HAVE TO ACT LIKE SUCH RETARDS?" WELL, WE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO; WE DO IT BECAUSE WE ENJOY IT. IT'S THE OLD FASHIONED PRIDE IN A JOB WELL DONE THAT'S MISSING SO MUCH OF THE WORLD NOWADAYS.7. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SHARE THEIR FEELINGS? DO WE LOOK LIKE WOMEN TO YOU? WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SHARE HOW WE FEEL WHEN WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE FEEL? UNLESS WE'RE EXPERIENCING SOME EXTREME EMOTION LIKE RAGE, HATRED. DISGUST. OR A BRICK ON OUR FOOT, WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE FEEL. PERSONALLY, I GET A HEADACHE WHENEVER I TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW I FEEL.8. WHY CAN'T MEN CUDDLE MORE (I.E. LIE DOWN AND HUG)? PLEASE...HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU THINK THERE IS IN A DAY? WE OBLIGE YOU AS MUCH AS WE CAN, BUT WHO THE HELL (BESIDES WOMEN) CAN STAND LYING AROUND FOR HOURS ON END? WE MEN...MEN HUNTERS...STARVE IN CAVE...MUST GO FIND WILDEBEEST...NOW SITTING ON OUR A--ES FOR HOURS ON END ON THE OTHER HAND IS A WHOLE OTHER STORY.9. HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR A__ES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING? MEN HAVE VERY POWERFUL SETS OF SITTING MUSCLES DEVELOPED BY EVOLUTION THAT ENABLE US TO SIT FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME WITHOUT GETTING TIRED. IN PREHISTORIC TIMES, IT WAS OFTEN NECESSARY TO SIT IN ONE SPOT FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME WHILE HUNTING FOR PREY. THE MORE SUCCESSFUL HUNTERS WERE ABLE TO SIT VERY STILL FOR VERY EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME THEREBY PASSING ON THIS ABILITY TO THEIR PROGENY. THE FIDGETY TYES WERE ALLGOBBLED UP BY SABER TOOTHED TIGERS, ETC. THE END RESULT IS THAT ALMOST ALL MODERN MEN ARE BORN WITH THIS INNATE ABILITY.10. WHY CAN'T MEN JUST SAY "I LOVE YOU?" MEN ARE TAUGHT FROM A TENDER YOUNG AGE TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT. TO SAY THAT WE LOVE YOU IS EQUIVALENT TO SAYING THAT WE NEED YOU. MOST MEN CONSIDER THAT A CHARACTER FAULT. IT'S NOT EASY TO ADMIT TO ONE'S OWN CHARACTER FAULTS. ------------------LET'S ALL PRAY FOR A CURE TO THIS IBS SOON!
 
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