Rules for politically correct passing of gas.

heykate your family sounds just like mine! One of my dad's tricks is he walks around the house and says "Do you smell gas?" Everyone thinks he is talking about natural gas and takes these deep sniffs to try and find the source. This is followed by fits of gagging from the realization that this was a different kind of natural gas! My dad has IBS too and one day at the office there was this new receptionist so he tells her "if anyone calls I am in the library." Well she looked all over the office for weeks trying to find this library until she finally asked my dad. He laughed and said "well, when I tell you that it just means that I am going to the can and I will be awhile"! About the under the covers rule, my grandmother always gets stunk out of bed by my grandfather. One day she pulled the covers over his head and said "die in your own stink a..h..e!"When it happens to me, I just blame my 19mos. old.Here is my tip: If a baby is nearby just look at it's mother and say "I think they need a diaper change." Thanks everyone for sharing and giving me such a laugh!!

Hi gang!Ok, here's one more from my end...no pun intended! My brother, (yes, the same one who stood on the table!) once put a jar upto his ars & let one rip. Then very quickly slammed the lid on tight to see if he could lock in the smell. I don't know if it worked or not...like as if I was going to open that jar!Sick but true!sass PS- fart In A Jar...now on sale at your local departmennt store.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell, and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent.""I see," says the doctor. "Take these pills and come back to see me next week."The next week the old lady goes back to the doctor. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!""Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." K

Here's one for ya's if it works!!

I found another one to share!!