I liked your joke about the March On DC.But I'm even more interested in your reference to your pain during the night. I'm just beginning to seek out others who may share the bloated, aching abdominal pain that I experience most nights after about 4-5 hours of sleep. I joined today when I discovered this site. I don't know if I have IBS or not. I do know I have a lot of abdominal pain during the night and yet every test I have had finds nothing abnormal. Please share your symptoms/experience. I welcome your help and input.