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Good/Bad Morning to the Board....and apologies to 2 or 3 questions I have not answered yet, but in case you have not heard (I must have been under a rock all weekend with the babies party) that SLIM FAST RECALL is no joke and I am in the first-hand position of being seriously hacked-off about it.Apparently over the weekend or Friday or something, I NOW know, the SOB'S at Slim Fast made a half-hearted effort to notify You And I (John Q. and Betty B. Public) of a RECALL of several lots of CAPPUCCINO DELIGHT, STRWABERRIES AND CREAM and one of the Chocloate flavors of their disgusting 11 oz canned diet drinks.I don't know how many people missed it, but if anyone on the Board has a wife, husband child, relative or friend using SLIM FAST call them NOW and tell them DO NOT DRINK IT!-----------------I got home from my meeting in Miami about 9:00 pm last night and FrankenMommy was sick as the proverbial junkyard dog...nausea, vomiting, and a good simulation of IBS-D obviously on the way. I come in the door and there sits the baby and my stepson eating some spaghetti the kid cooked for their dinner and FrankenMommy is in her bathroom making ungodly noises!So my question is, of course, what gives? I have a cell phone...but apparently she was too sick to give the kids the number to call me!------------------SO I am quickly thinking what manner of food poisoning is this and John David (S.Son) says "Does this have anything to do with the ladies I saw on TV on the 6:00 news saying they are going to SUE SLIMFAST for MAKING THEM SICK"? So My uninformed response is HUH?..So the boy escorts me to the trash where there is a can of CAPPUCCINO DELIGHT (!!!) FrankenMommy had for lunch (she keeps that 115 lbs by using this vile concoction instead of lunch each day in perpetuity...and has a cast-iron stomach, you know, so what the hell).SO I am thinking SLIMFAST is a lcoal company so what is this about?I call them up and get this recorded message about how they are "currently cooperating with the FDA in a VOLUNTARY RECALL-their emphasis-of certain SlimFast drinks which MAY be the source of 'some gastric discomfort'. Please listen carefully and compare the lot numbers on your SLIMFAST drinks to this list-which the voice reads- AND RETURN THEM PROMPTLY FOR A FULL REFUND."Now there is a quick way to get rid of the evidence of whatever the hell it is that is apparently turning peoples gutz inside out all over America.NOW I am posting this and going to find their corporate office, which is somewhere in this town, because of what happens next.----------------------------PS DID I MENTION TELL YOUR PEOPLE NOT TO DRINK THE SLIMFAST UNLESS YOU WANT A SIGMO PREP?----------------------------Bottom line I call and call to get a live person, who condescendingly agrees to TAKE MY STATEMENT like I am the person who is being interviewed here...so I explain that my wife is undergoing spontanoeus human explosion, and the lot number on the can of C-DELIGHT is DIFFERENT than the so-called voluntary-reCAll lot numbers so they have a BIGGER PROBLEM they should know about AND I want to know WHAT IS IN THE CAN THAT IS MAKING HER SICK>>>>>SO DOES SHE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL....TELL ME...DID YOU JUST PUT IN SO MUCH GUAR GUM THAT IT MAKES PEOPLE PUKE OR IS THE CAN FULL OF STAPHYLOCCAL CONTAMINATION OR WHAT...Stonewall. What big stones that takes. STonewalling!"They have not told us...only that a slight error in production may have caused some of the product to be improperly produced".YEAH HOW IMPROPER? INGREDIENTS OR POISONOUS BUGS OR URANIUM OR WHAT? PLEASE ADVISE?"The chances of something serious, Mr. NoLomotil, are very slim. Some people are reporting a bit of nausea, or vomiting or a little diarrhea..."MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO BRING YOU OVER SOME TO DRINK, AND YOU DECIDE HOW MUCH VOMITING IS JUST A BIT AND NOT SERIOUS?"Would you like me to have a Company representative Call you, Mr. NoLomotil?"HOW ABOUT WAKING HIM UP NOW!"Well, someone will call you in a few days. In the meantime if you wiLL take any unopened cans to the point Of purchse we are giving FULL REFUNDS."Oh yeah, thats a good Idea."Sure Mr. Sirhan, here's your gun back"I think I will just put this can in a plastic bag and hold onto it for a few days...just in case nobody wants to tell anybody what is in there.-----------------SO, please excuse me while I get in the car, drive over to the SlimFast office, and in my best Sam Kinneson imitation advise them:WE DON'T WANT NO STINKING REFUNDS!!!! WHAT WE NEED IS STOMACH PUMPS YOU FREAKING MORONS!!!----------------------Oh, yes, did I neglect to mention? DO NOT DRINK THE SLIMFAST!----------------------What pigs.MNL