WARNING ***POOPIE JOKE

I am not sure what happens to me on friday why I end up finding all these weird jokes 2 hours left before my weekend starts..Hope everyone has a pain free weekendThe ###### ListTHE GHOST ###### - the kind where you feel the ###### come out, have ###### on your toiletpaper, but there is no ###### in the toilet.THE CLEAN ###### - the kind where you ###### it out, see it in the toilet, but there nothingon the toilet paper.THE WET ###### - the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times end it still feels un-wipedso you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so youdon�t ruin them with a brown stain.THE SECOND WAVE ###### - it happens when you�re done shitting, you�ve pulled yourpants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to ###### some more.THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE OR POP A VEIN IN YOURFOREHEAD ###### - the kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically havea stroke.THE ICEBERG ###### - the kind where the ###### is so long that the end of it sticks out ofthe toilet water.THE RICHARD SIMMONS ###### - the kind where you ###### so much that you lose 30pounds.THE CORN ###### - self-explanatory.THE LINCOLN LOG ###### - the kind of ###### that is so huge that you are afraid to flushthe toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.THE DRINKER�S ###### - the kind that you have the morning after a long night ofdrinking. It�s most noticeable trait is the tread marks left on the bottom of the toilet.THE GEE, I WISH I COULD SHTT, ###### - the kind where you want to ######, but all youdo is sit on the toilet cramped and fart a few times.THE SPINAL TAP ###### - the kind where it hurts so much coming out, you swear it wasleaving sideways.THE WET CHEEKS OR THE POWER DUMP - the kind that comes out of your ass sofast, that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.THE QUID ###### - the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt,splatters all over the inside of the toilet bowl, and the whole time chronically burningyour tender anus.