Or fart back. I thought I had this under control but I don't. Though the gas pressure is now practically nonexistent. Any fart that I can FEEL on it's way out, I can keep from escaping for long enough to make it to a restroom. However, I still have those that I don't feel UNTIL they have hit air. Anyhoo, I've had two of my coworkers fart around me, one directly in my face. It was gross. I know, I do it all the time but it certainly isn't on purpose. Oh lord, the human show. I just don't get this issue that I have. Do kegels work? I just can't stay devoted to doing them as:1. I don't know if I'm doing them correctly.2. If I do them wrong, I could make things worse.3. I haven't found anyone in podunk alabama that does biofeedback.Oh well. Things could be worse. Heck, I'm bout tired of giving a rip anyway. No pun intended.